Today be “Talk Like a Pirate Day” Aaar!

Today be t’ official “Talk Like a Pirate Day”! and for this entry I’ll be talkin’ like a pirate which was all translated by t’ English-to-Pirate translator!” Now all o’ you talk like a pirate or you be goin’ t’ walk t’ plank! Who be I kiddin’.. I didn’t even see t’ 2nd or 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean!